May 2012
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
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Last night I had the weirdest dream - There was...
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THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED.....
hiddlestonerr:
timelordy-teganbreann:
jensenjollyrancher:
brooklynne-backwards:
staticanarchy:
i-like-pigeons:
THE NOISES I MADE WERE NOT HUMAN.
I regret nothing.
FOREVER REBLOG
GET ON MY BLOG
ohmygod i am laughing so much right now
OMG THE DUMBLEDORE YOUR MUM’S CHEST HAIR ONE
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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Will Ruin Society
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