meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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FOUR DAY WEEKENDS 

ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

Anonymous;
That condom thing is so true omg thank you

You are welcome anon.

itseasytoremember:

chubsdeuce:

measureyourlifeinfruitcake:

maybenotboring:

bittersilver:

kawaiiflowerchild:

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.

When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.

well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks

My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”

my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’  

this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy


Yeah and I bet I could squeeze into a 30DD bra if I tried.Doesn’t mean my 30GG breasts would be comfortable in it.  Actually, they’d probably turn purple.Gosh. Imagine that. A guy goes to feel up your boobs which are already in pain from a bra that you can physically fit onto your body but which is actually too tight. So I guess the moral of this story is as follows:Guys, if a girl ever tells you a bra doesn’t fit because it is too small, they are lying to you.  They can always fit those puppies in there.  Never be concerned about their comfort.No? Did I miss something? Okay let me try again:Girls, the problem is not a guy telling you a condom doesn’t fit him.  The problem is the guy then expecting you to have sex with him without a condom, regardless of how you feel about condom-less sex.Better? Yes, I think so.

itseasytoremember:

chubsdeuce:

measureyourlifeinfruitcake:

maybenotboring:

bittersilver:

kawaiiflowerchild:

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.

When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.

well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks

My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”

my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’  

this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy

Yeah and I bet I could squeeze into a 30DD bra if I tried.

Doesn’t mean my 30GG breasts would be comfortable in it. Actually, they’d probably turn purple.

Gosh. Imagine that. A guy goes to feel up your boobs which are already in pain from a bra that you can physically fit onto your body but which is actually too tight.

So I guess the moral of this story is as follows:
Guys, if a girl ever tells you a bra doesn’t fit because it is too small, they are lying to you. They can always fit those puppies in there. Never be concerned about their comfort.

No? Did I miss something? Okay let me try again:

Girls, the problem is not a guy telling you a condom doesn’t fit him. The problem is the guy then expecting you to have sex with him without a condom, regardless of how you feel about condom-less sex.

Better? Yes, I think so.

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

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I am having such a wonderful birthday 😀🎈🎂

babygotlordosis:

blehblehyeah:

twoandtwentyonebee:

jcorey:

Never forget.

He stuck that motherfucking landing too.

the one sports thing that many tumblr users know about
because it was giffed


Even better from camera #2

babygotlordosis:

blehblehyeah:

twoandtwentyonebee:

jcorey:

Never forget.

He stuck that motherfucking landing too.

the one sports thing that many tumblr users know about

because it was giffed

Even better from camera #2

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

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i dont know whats happening in this post

is this in english

nargles-and-bow-ties:

The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV

nargles-and-bow-ties:

The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV